The day started out a heck of a lot different than the situation I found myself in.
6:30am was the usual pit stop at the neighbor’s shrub, a quick sniff around and then inside to gobble some kibble and stretch out in the sun.
I was just dozing off to my usual dreams of chasing squirrels and catching biscuits when there came an unruly knock at the back door. It was Tom…the neighbor and parent of Foo-Foo, my nemesis. The Maine Coon next door…
Of course I know you think I'm cute, but I really really hate this suit! I could be convinced to like it more, if you give me treats and pets galore...
Because Dan Szczesny and Uma love booming music, I’m the bluesy sub woofer!!!
The day started out a heck of a lot different than the situation I found myself in.
6:30am was the usual pit stop at the neighbor’s shrub, a quick sniff around and then inside to gobble some kibble and stretch out in the sun.
I was just dozing off to my usual dreams of chasing squirrels and catching biscuits when there came an unruly knock at the back door. It was Tom…the neighbor and parent of Foo-Foo, my nemesis. The Maine Coon next door…
I shitzu not but that doesn’t do justice to my breeding, Paw! It’s an anti dog fart thunder jacket so I don’t Pip Squeak! 😉
I love all the comments. I don’t know how Uma is going to pick a winner! The first thing that popped into my head was! “Does this make me look fat?”
When my first graders asked me what they’d get if they won, I’d say, “You get to be the winner!”
If I told you once, I have told you a thousand times, blue is not my color.
"I didn't sign up for this...WHERE'S MY LUNCH!!
Give me a break! It’s 80 degrees outside!
I bet they wouldn't try this with the cat.
Ummm, you know it’s August, right?
Please don't mock me. I had nothing to do with this wardrobe malfunction.
OK, I'm ready for my walk! What in the world is taking you all so long? Let's get moving!
Of course I know you think I'm cute, but I really really hate this suit! I could be convinced to like it more, if you give me treats and pets galore...