Things I've Said to My Dog
And Will Say Them Again No Doubt
Things I’ve said to my dog
Oh my God, you have spiders all over you
How did you get in there?
How did you get out of there?
Please let that go
You can’t have chocolate
You can’t have garlic
I thought you liked watermelon
Where’s your mother?
You need a bath, get in the water
No, stay out of the water!
What did you just throw up?
There’s nobody out there
What did you put under my bed?
Who’s a good boy? You are, yes you are!
Please don’t pee on the flag
I've also said to my dog, "Oh, Teddy, you are my one and only friend."
What an inspired post! I would never think to do it when I'm searching for what to blog! It's great! Add Drop it! Get down! and Quiet! There's no one there.