Alter-Ego Has Arrived

I Must Obey

Her: Daddy, I’m not here.

Me: Uh, what do you mean?

Her: You must speak to my alter-ego!

Me: I must?

Her: Yes.

Me: Ok, so who is your alter-ego?

Her: My alter-ego will be there soon.

Me: …

Her: Just hang on a sec.

Me: …

Her: Ok, are you ready?

Me: I am!

Her: Hahaha, the alter-ego has arrived!

Alter-ego has arrived!

Me: Oh boy.

Her: You must obey!

Me: Must I?

Her: Yes!

Me: Ok, alter-ego, what is it you want?

Her: A grilled cheese sandwich, bwa-hahaha!

Me: I shall obey.

Her: These are my demands!

Me: Yes alter-ego. Anything else?

Her: Maybe a Nutella cookie?

Me: …

Her: Alter-ego says please!

Me: As you wish alter-ego, as you wish.